13. Lies

I don't trust them. Tellin' me lies. I don't trust them. They ain't never tellin' me why. I don't trust them. (Nope) Either side. Hell no. Fuck them. You can only trust your brother and wife. I used to be a liberal. Listen to my mom talk about her principles. Thought Clinton was good and Bush was bad. That's sad. Yeah, in fact, it's kinda pitiful. But I was just a kid. I didn't know shit. I was Catholic. That's a lot of ritual. Turns out there’s a lot of other sick shit. Once again, don't trust shit. This is a rule. We livin' in America, it's violent. Internet has 'em in a vice grip. Everything divisive. The other side is the enemy. Like Isis. Shit's like livin' in a crisis. And everybody's lying, bitch. And I don't wanna hear shit till I get a clear pic of Jeffrey Epstein’s Island clientele list. Don't distract me with lies again. Aliens flying in the sky and they can't say why, so they lie. Get ready for the false flag, whatever they call that, there's a lot of money on the line. All it takes is one power outage. Everybody runnin' for their lives. Kamala Harris cackling. That lie is one of a kind. Joe Biden can't ride a bike, Trump is a swine. Meanwhile, the earth is heating up, like we're under a light. And all these mufuckas ever seem to care about is jumpin' online. Virtue signaling. Every single person picketing. Do something fun with your time. I don't trust them. Tellin' me lies. I don't trust them. They ain't never tellin' me why. I don't trust them. (Nope) Either side. Hell no. Fuck them. You can only trust your brother and wife. They said I was gonna get the virus, go back to the house, stay inside it. If you go outside then your grandma's dead, they said, all stayin' self-righteous. In California all the restaurants closed, in Florida they were just fine with it. Ope, too bad bitch, put on your mask. Fuck your life and anything you tried in it. Get the shot right now they said, we all takin' Pfizer. The same motherfuckers workin' hand in hand with the man behind the opioid crisis. Uhhhh alright, I said. I'm not tryna get banned from the airport, what y'all scared for. I done the type of drugs like shootin' scuds in the mud up at the motherfuckin' Air Force. Turns out that it didn't do shit, what a trip, they were lyin' for the prices. Tried to shit on Joe Rogan, man y’all don't know about the times yet. Their viewership wasn’t very big. His was like 55 times that. You big ol' lyin' sacks of shit. Can't believe you would even try that. Then one day all the shit went away. It's ok, everybody, it's lifted. I knew you were lying, both sides of aisle. This the environment we livin' in. But Pfizer made 70 billion bucks, Pelosi made a little bit. But let's all watch Tiger King, yo it kinda seems like I ain't noticing shit again. I don't trust them. Tellin' me lies. I don't trust them. They ain't never tellin' me why. I don't trust them. (Nope) Either side. Hell no. Fuck them. You can only trust your brother and wife. Every time Mitch McConnell lies, I wanna grab him by his neck skin. Rapists and killers and thugs. That's what Trump called the Mexicans. Hunter Biden smoking crack, he sounds like he's fun. But what is he doin' in Europe, lookin' nervous, accessing thousands of bucks. Was there collusion or not? How 'bout the thousands of guns. Bullets that tear through your children, aware how you're feelin'. Sit down and shut up. The thoughts and the prayers. The profits, the shares. Corporations are people. That shit is evil but nobody cares. Water is runnin' out. Let's all play golf in the desert. It's ok. It won’t be today. Life will be awesome forever. I don't trust 'em, I know they lyin'. I've been watchin' the weather. Nukes that are aimed at the sky. Like we watch for the predator. Lies from the senators, lies from the House and lies from the President. Pull the truth out like I'm pulling teeth, pull a demon out. I am an exorcist. Inject some testosterone. Override estrogen. When you're nine, I mean if it feels right. Who am I to be a sexist pig? (Ok, you’re being toxic again)